Month: December 2006

  • 20 Billion Ways to Say “Happy Holidays”

    The U.S. Postal Service expects to deliver 20 billion letters, packages and cards in the few weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  Aaccording to the U.S.P.S., today (December 20) is the busiest delivery day of the holiday season (the busiest mailing day was Monday, December 18). Christmas is the largest card-sending holiday, with consumers sending nearly […]

  • Butt Prints in the Sand

    (The following is a parody of the famous verse “Footprints in the Sand”.  The author is anonymous.) One night, I had a wondrous dream; One set of footprints there was seen.  The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What […]