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One night, I had a wondrous dream;\nOne set of footprints there was seen.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
(The following is a\u00c2\u00a0parody of the famous verse “Footprints in the Sand”.\u00c2\u00a0 The author is anonymous.)<\/p>\n
One night, I had a wondrous dream;
\nOne set of footprints there was seen.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
The footprints of my precious Lord,
\nBut mine were not along the shore.<\/p>\n
But then some stranger prints appeared,
\nAnd I asked the Lord, “What have we here?”<\/p>\n
“Those prints are large and round and neat,
\nBut, Lord, they are too big for feet.”<\/p>\n
“My child,” He said in somber tones.
\n“For miles I carried you alone.<\/p>\n
I challenged you to walk in faith,
\nBut you refused and made me wait.<\/p>\n
You disobeyed, you would not grow,
\nThe walk of faith you would not know.<\/p>\n
So I got tired and fed up,
\nAnd there I dropped you on your butt,<\/p>\n
Because in life, there comes a time,
\nWhen one must fight, and one must climb,<\/p>\n
When one must rise and take a stand,
\nOr leave their butt prints in the sand.”\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
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