Hello, ASPCA …

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I think that my parents have lost it. I thought that getting poked in the back with a needle every day was bad, but then things got even worse.

Now I have a cold with lots of sneezing and a runny nose. To top that off, my parents have decided to start squirting that yukky liquid that smells like bananas (GROSS!) down my throat again. You’d think that they would have some consideration for my feeling under the weather. But then they begin tormenting me all over again.

My mom has even been trying to suffocate me with Kleenex. She grabs the back of my neck with one hand, and then rubs the Kleenex all over my face with the other hand. My patience for their antics is running thin.

I am just about ready to call the ASPCA …

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